The stories in this section are intended for mature readers only.

Symbiosis
TOS: Kirk/Rand/Grapefruit/Horta/tribble, Peeps: rated R. (15K)
The captain falls under the influence of a passionate, intoxicating alien grapefruit.
**Third Place TOS Humor, 2004-05 ASC Awards**

Catfight in a Hot Vulcan Desert
TOS/ENT: Chapel/T'Pol, Chapel/T'Pring, Kirk/Spock: rated R. (16K)
A trashy, mud-wrestling, catsuited catfight between T'Pol and T'Pring, two rivals for Christine Chapel's affections.

Rocky Road
TOS: Kirk/Horta female: rated NC-17. (4K)
Guest summary by Jungle Kitty:
"Kirk did the horta. And liked it. Well, sorta."

Ladies' Man
TOS: Kirk, Spock, Hortas: rated PG-13. (8K)
Horny Hortas are after Kirk. This story is a sequel to "Rocky Road."

Unthinkable Fate
TOS: Kirk/Hortas, non-consensual; Peeps: rated PG-13. (5K)
Kirk suffers the ultimate indignity. This story is a sequel to "Ladies' Man."

Hortas, Tribbles and Gorns, Oh My!
TOS/TNG: Kirk, Picard, Robert Picard: rated PG-13. (8K)
Picard tells his brother Robert the true story of Kirk's disappearance. This story is a sequel to "Unthinkable Fate."

A Peep in Time Saves Seven of Nine
TOS/VOY: Seven/Rand; Peeps: rated R. (10K)
Seven of Nine, upon her arrival at Earth, chooses to go back in time to the 23rd century, where she discovers that Peeps have a most unexpected effect on Borg physiology.

The Peeps from the Peach Lagoon
TOS: Uhura, monsters: rated PG-13. (5K)
When Peeps get into a peach bubble bath on the Enterprise, the result is not a pretty sight.

This Time of the Month
TOS: Kirk/Horta female: drabble: rated R. (1K)
More Kirk and Horta silliness. A response to Jungle Kitty's condom challenge.
**Second Place TOS Drabble, 2002-03 ASC Awards**

Roses are Red, Valentines are Butch
TOS: Uhura/Vixis: rated NC-17. (14K)
Uhura discovers that Vixis wants more than just romantic poetry for Valentine's Day.

Stalking William Shatner
TOS: Shatner/f: rated NC-17. (6K)
Shatner's surprise Easter candy gift -- Peeps, of course -- isn't quite what he expects.

Alien Encounters
TOS/Aliens xover: Saavik/Vasquez: drabble: rated PG-13. (1K)
While Vasquez is on shore leave, Saavik answers a few questions.

Strange New Oceans
TOS: Kirk/Spock/whale: rated R. (2K)
A whale's musings on the weird quirks of other species after two human friends invite her to take part in some unexpected activities. (Written for the K/S Squi-q Fest.)

Diplomatic Appraisal
TOS: Kirk/m: drabble: rated PG-13. (1K)
Kirk and McCoy discuss a visiting Romulan diplomat.

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